political nonsense

starbucks pissed off some christians.

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[ditch your mobile phone, and get a squirrel.]
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somebody stole dorothy´s ruby slippers.
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89 detainees at guatanamo bay stopped eating.
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The Pentagon decided to send about 2,000 more troops to Iraq.
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President Bush’s approval rating dropped to a new low of 36 percent
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China outlawed sexual harrassment.
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Posh Spice shocked the world when she revealed she has never read a book before. as everyone wondered how she got through elementary school, or managed to write a 528 page autobiography, she added, “I do love fashion magazines.”

the digested read

chevron bought unocal.

Rumsfeld is throwing a country rock concert starring Clint Black to celebrate the fourth anniversary of 9-11, which will follow the “America Supports You Freedom Walk” from the Pentagon to the National Mall.
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U.S. backed-Iraqi police offices opened fire on a crowd of Iraqis protesting the lack of electricity, jobs and water, killing one and wounding fifty.
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Scientists found that the male human brain has to work harder to listen to women than to listen to men.
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A Montana court ruled that it is legal for police to search through a suspect’s garbage without a warrant. “I don’t like living in Orwell’s 1984,” wrote Montana Supreme Court justice James C. Nelson, who concurred with the ruling, “but I do.”
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A Florida man pleaded guilty to beating his wife to death because she wanted to cuddle after sex.
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president bush pointed out that the terrorists dont appreciate women.

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president bush gave somebody a prize for being really good on death row. you demonstrate the outstanding character of america, he said.
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Adidas bought Reebok. “Impossible is Nothing,” they said.
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President Bush decided to ignore the rest of his administration, who were trying to call the War on Terror the Global Struggle Against Violent Extremism. “We are at war,” he said.
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The Bush Administration decided to start calling the War on Terror “the global struggle against violent extremism,” probably because it sounds better.
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Iraq’s Prime Minister Ibrahim al Jaafari called for the prompt withdrawal of U.S. troops from the country; General George Casey, the top U.S. commander in Iraq, said that troop withdrawal could begin by spring 2006 “if the political process continues to go positively.”

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