Archive for the ‘celebrity gossip’ Category

Rodney King shot in face

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

Rodney King bicycled home after being shot in the face.
bike lane
[why not?]
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Evel Knievel dead at 69

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

Evel Knievel died.
evel
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Oprah to accompany Obama on campaign trail

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

Oprah and Obama are going on tour together.
oprah
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Crowe to get baptized

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

Russell Crowe decided to get baptized.
russell crowe
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Supermodel Gisele don’t want your money

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen stopped accepting payment in dollars.
gisele
[no longer accepting dollar bills]
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Dalai Lama voices ‘reservations’ about Iraq

Monday, October 29th, 2007

The Dalai Lama told President Bush he had some reservations about Iraq.
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Survey: Colbert support at 13%

Sunday, October 28th, 2007

Results of a telephone survey showed that in a race versus Republican Rudy Giuliani and Democrat Hilary Clinton, comedian Stephen Colbert would receive 13% of all votes.
stephen colbert
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Colbert to run for president

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

Stephen Colbert announced he was running for president. “I don’t want to be president. I want to run for president. There’s a difference,” he said.
stephen colbert
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Larry Craig’s bathroom to get remodeled

Saturday, September 29th, 2007

The airport where Larry Craig was arrested planned to spend $25,000 to put in longer dividers between stalls in the men’s bathroom in order to make the stalls less enticing for sexual encounters.
stall
[soon to be unappealing]
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Brady Bunch sisters had lesbian fling

Sunday, September 23rd, 2007

It was revealed that two of the sisters on The Brady Bunch had a lesbian fling.
brady bunch
[that's hot]
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Bill Clinton reveals his feelings about being “first gentleman”

Friday, September 21st, 2007

Former President Bill Clinton said he might slit his throat if his wife got elected president.
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OJ Simpson arrested; ‘confession’ published

Sunday, September 16th, 2007

O.J. Simpson was arrested Sunday on charges related to a Las Vegas armed robbery involving sport memorabilia, and his book: “If I did it: Confessions of the Killer,” was published by the family of his ex-wife, who he might have killed.
oj simpson, jail
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McCain talks back

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

A high school student in New Hampshire asked John McCain if the senator was too old to be president. “Thanks for the question, you little jerk,” McCain replied. “You’re drafted!”
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Craig indecisive about resignation

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

Spokesmen for Larry Craig said that the senator, caught flirting in a men’s room, would resign, then that he wouldn’t, and then that he would. His former chief of staff claimed that Craig had been planning to quit anyway.
footsie
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Bin Laden releases first tape in 3 years

Monday, September 10th, 2007

Osama Bin Laden urged Americans to embrace Islam.
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Nicole Richie serves jail time

Thursday, September 6th, 2007

Nicole Richie went to jail for 82 minutes.
jail photo
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Mother Teresa’s secret spiritual crisis

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

Previously unpublished letters by Mother Teresa revealed that beginning in 1948 and continuing until the end of her life in 1997 she was unable to sense the presence of God. “Repulsed—empty—no faith—no love—no zeal,” she wrote. “Heaven means nothing.”
mother teresa
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DiCaprio makes “An Inconvenient Truth” with star power

Monday, August 20th, 2007

Leonardo DiCaprio made a movie about the environment.
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50 cent to debate Kayne West on live TV

Friday, August 10th, 2007

50 cent and Kayne West are going to debate whose album is better on live TV on September 11th. “Just don’t be asking me if I am a conscious rapper. I know exactly what I am saying – so I am conscious,” 50 cent said.
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Nicole Richie’s sole dating requirement

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

Nicole Richie announced that she only dates circumcised men. “The one thing I always look for in a guy is for them to be circumcised,” she said.
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