It was discovered that blondes make men dumber.
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Archive for the ‘editor's picks’ Category
Study: Blondes make men stupid
Tuesday, November 20th, 2007Australia bans “ho ho ho”
Friday, November 16th, 2007Santas in Australia were told not to say “ho ho ho” because it may be offensive to women. Sydney’s Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say “ha ha ha”, the Daily Telegraph reported.
[ho ho ho?]
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Scientists: Sexy walkers not fertile
Thursday, November 8th, 2007Scientists found that a woman who has a sexy walk is unlikely to be ovulating.
[not fertile]
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Survey: Pot smokers better
Wednesday, November 7th, 2007A Swiss survey found that teenagers that smoke weed function better than teen tobacco-users, are more socially driven and have fewer psychosocial problems than those who do not use either substance. US doctors disagreed.
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Report: Little girls dress too slutty
Monday, October 29th, 2007ABC news reported that little girls have started dressing like skanks.
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Survey: Colbert support at 13%
Sunday, October 28th, 2007Results of a telephone survey showed that in a race versus Republican Rudy Giuliani and Democrat Hilary Clinton, comedian Stephen Colbert would receive 13% of all votes.
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Scientists alter worm’s sexual orientation
Saturday, October 27th, 2007Scientists in Utah turned a worm gay.
[now a dyke]
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Fox News considers terrorist link to California wildfires
Thursday, October 25th, 2007A Fox News anchor speculated that Al-Qaeda might have started the fires in California.
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Colbert to run for president
Monday, October 22nd, 2007Stephen Colbert announced he was running for president. “I don’t want to be president. I want to run for president. There’s a difference,” he said.
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Survey: US should do something about global warming
Saturday, October 20th, 2007A survey found that most Americans now believe that humans are causing global warming, and that we should do something about that.
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Obama and Cheney: Cousins
Thursday, October 18th, 2007It was reported that Dick Cheney and Barack Obama are cousins.
[duh]
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Scientists: Swearing at work a bonding experience
Thursday, October 18th, 2007It was reported that swearing boosts work morale.
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Study: CEO’s think they’re overpaid
Tuesday, October 16th, 2007Two thirds of American CEOs, a study found, think that American CEOs are overpaid.
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Scientists: Strippers earn more when they’re fertile
Thursday, October 11th, 2007Researchers reported that strippers earn more money when they’re ovulating.
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Think tank: War on Terror sucks
Monday, October 8th, 2007A British think tank concluded that the War on Terror has been a disaster.
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Woman runs over her own legs
Thursday, October 4th, 2007A woman ran over her own legs with her SUV in a McDonald’s drive-thru.
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Virtual border fence delayed
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007The Department of Homeland Security announced that the completion of a $20 million “virtual fence†pilot project along the Mexican border near Tucson would be delayed because its cameras and radar were unable to distinguish people and vehicles from bushes and cows.
[not a mexican]
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Larry Craig’s bathroom to get remodeled
Saturday, September 29th, 2007The airport where Larry Craig was arrested planned to spend $25,000 to put in longer dividers between stalls in the men’s bathroom in order to make the stalls less enticing for sexual encounters.
[soon to be unappealing]
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Brady Bunch sisters had lesbian fling
Sunday, September 23rd, 2007It was revealed that two of the sisters on The Brady Bunch had a lesbian fling.
[that's hot]
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Bill Clinton reveals his feelings about being “first gentleman”
Friday, September 21st, 2007Former President Bill Clinton said he might slit his throat if his wife got elected president.
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