political nonsense

Scientists discovered that facial similarity increases between couples over long periods of time.
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Scientists reported that skinny people don’t like fat people because being too fat is mistaken by the brain for a sign of disease.
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Scientists pointed out that science is not a faith. Neither is atheism.
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Obesity is contagious.
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It was reported that NASA allowed drunk astronauts to fly in space.
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A cat in Rhode Island started predicting hospital patients deaths by cuddling with them.

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Scientists revealed that people are nicer when they know they’re being watched.
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A new survey of women’s attitudes to truth, relationships, and behaviour, said the overwhelming majority (96%) admit to lying, with the most common lie being “Of course you don’t look fat.” Despite this, most women (61%) want their partners to be “brutally honest” if they ask them “Do I look fat?” or “Do you think my best friend’s attractive?”

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Research indicated that men are happiest if they marry smart women; at least in Australia.
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Weathermen in China decided to fire rockets into the sky to try and disperse rain clouds, so it would be sunnier during the 2008 Olympics.

[bad for business]
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Fox refused to air a Trojan commercial, saying it objected to the message that condoms can prevent pregnancy.

[pretty much useless]
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Wal-Mart is selling Jesus action figures.

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Scientists found that injuries and illnesses among cats and dogs are higher during the full moon; they don’t know why.

[watch out lil’ kitty!]
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The son of Osama bin Laden confirmed Sunday that he took a 51 year old British woman as his second wife.
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An armed robber opted not to rob a house after being offered a glass of wine. “I think I may have come to the wrong house,” he said before apologizing. “Can I get a hug?”

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Ikea opened the Ikea Hostel in Oslo, where customers can stay overnight if they haven’t finished their shopping.

[comfy]
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Scientists suggested using golf courses for wildlife sanctuaries.

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No one can be arrested on the 4th of July in Ohio.
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Scientists concluded that babies start lying when they’re about 6 months old.
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A woman in the Netherlands is getting married to herself. “We live in a ‘Me’ society,” she said.
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