Archive for the 'religion' Category

Bomb Plot Thwarted at Falwell’s Funeral

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

Republican party members were all too busy to attend Jerry Falwell’s funeral, where an evangelist tried unsuccessfully to blow up some protesters.
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Chinese residents call for bible to be classified as indecent

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

More than 800 Hong Kong residents have called on authorities to reclassify the Bible as “indecent” due to its sexual and violent content, following an uproar over a sex column in a university student journal. A spokesperson for Hong Kong’s Television and Entertainment Licensing authority (TELA) said it had received 838 complaints about the Bible by noon on Wednesday.
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Falwell dies of heart failure

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

U.S. evangelist Jerry Falwell, a leader of the religious right who battled in the political arena against abortion and homosexuality, died on Tuesday of heart failure.
jerry falwell
[oh well]
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Hamas TV airs anti-Israel kids show despite protest

Friday, May 11th, 2007

Hamas’s television station defied the Hamas-led Palestinian government on Friday by airing a show featuring a Mickey Mouse lookalike that urges children to support armed resistance against Israel. During one of the skits, Farfur told young viewers that he aspired to be like the slain spiritual leaders of Hamas and Muslim Brotherhood.
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Panel cites gross violations of religious freedom in Iraq

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

A US advisory panel added Iraq to the watch list of countries which commit systematic violations of religious freedom, due to soaring sectarian violence and government abuses, such as arbitrary arrests, torture and rape.
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Honeybees on rapid decline

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

Researchers investigating the collapse of honeybee colonies in Europe and the Americas identified several possible reasons for the catastrophe which included:
wd40
radiation from cell phones; increased solar radiation; bee AIDS; stress from cross-country travel in trucks; or imidacloprid, a pesticide banned by France in 1999 for spreading “mad bee disease.” Investors were advised to put their money in gold and corn futures to profit off the recession that may result from the disruption of the food chain caused by the vanishing bees. Grapes, which self-pollinate, and olives, which are pollinated by the wind, will not be affected by the bees’ disappearance; Christians pointed out that the Book of Revelation predicts that a famine sparing grapes and olives will precede the apocalypse.
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China bans pig advertising

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

China’s national state-run television networkbanned all images of pigs from advertisements to avoid offending Muslims.
pig
[not cool]
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Study: Praying online helps cancer patients

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

Breast cancer patients who pray in online support groups feel better.
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US to pay 2 million to wrongfully accused Muslim attorney

Thursday, November 30th, 2006

The U.S. government agreed to pay two million dollars and apologize to Brandon Mayfield. Mayfield is the Muslim attorney in Oregon jailed two years ago after the FBI mistakenly tied him to the Madrid train bombings.
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Dutch consider banning muslim burqas in public

Friday, November 17th, 2006

The Dutch decided that you can’t cover your face, especially with a burqa.
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Pope to issue statement on celibacy

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

The Pope is reconsidering celibacy.
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Evangelical reverend forced to resign over meth-gay sex allegations

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

Rev. Ted Haggard, an influential Christian evangelist, admitted Friday that he bought methamphetamine and received a massage from a male prostitute, but he insisted he threw the drugs away and didn’t have any sex with the male prostitute.
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Church ordered to pay $10 million

Saturday, October 28th, 2006

The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Los Angeles and a Catholic religious order have agreed to pay $10 million to settle claims made by seven victims of sexual abuse by clergy members, lawyers for the parties involved said Friday.
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Bush rallies base around gay marriage issue

Friday, October 27th, 2006

Republicans pointed out that they don’t let gays get married.
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Priest acknowledges questionable relations with Foley

Thursday, October 19th, 2006

A priest acknowledged today that he was naked in saunas and went skinny-dipping with Mark Foley decades ago when the former congressman was a boy in Florida, but denied that the two had sex.
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Chavez calls Bush the devil

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

Hugo Chavez called President Bush the devil. “It smells of sulfur still today,” he said, to clapping and laughter, speaking before the UN assembly.
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Pope feels “misunderstood”

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

The pope said he was misunderstood when he referred to muslims “evil and inhumane.”
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Christians addicted to porn

Monday, August 14th, 2006

50% of all Christian men and 20% of all Christian women are addicted to pornography.
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National Muslim Fun Day cancelled

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006

Britain’s biggest theme park canceled “National Muslim Fun Day,” due to a lack of interest.
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Gibson seeks “healing” for drunken anti-semiticism

Tuesday, August 1st, 2006

Actor Mel Gibson on Tuesday admitted making anti-Semitic remarks during his drunken driving arrest and appealed to the Jewish community to help him recover from his alcohol addiction.

“I’m not just asking for forgiveness,”

Gibson said in a statement issued through his publicist.

“I would like to take it one step further, and meet with leaders in the Jewish community, with whom I can have a one on one discussion to discern the appropriate path for healing.”

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