political nonsense

A survey found that almost 60 percent of the military community are critical of the Bush Administration’s handling of the war.
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Astronomers discovered a one-billion-light-year-wide pocket full of nothing in the sky.

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Australia ratified the Kyoto protocol, leaving the United States the only major industrialized country not to do so.
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Scientists concluded that smoking is the only thing worse than violence on television.
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More Americans believe in hell and the devil than Darwin’s theory of evolution.
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Australia’s new Prime Minister pledged to sign the Kyoto Protocol, leaving the US as the only major economy which still opposes the agreement, scientists warned that poor people will bear the brunt of climate change, and Oxfam found that more than four times the number of natural disasters are occurring now than did two decades ago, in a study Sunday that largely blamed global warming.
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Nearly all Democrats and more than six in 10 Republicans think the country is going in the wrong direction.
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It was discovered that blondes make men dumber.
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One-fourth of all men are ashamed of their naked physique.
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It was reported that UK newspapers report on climate change 3 times as much as the US, and they did it more accurately.
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Fifty-five percent of Americans believe President Bush has committed impeachable offenses.
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Scientists found a planet.
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Scientists found that a woman who has a sexy walk is unlikely to be ovulating.

[not fertile]
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A Swiss survey found that teenagers that smoke weed function better than teen tobacco-users, are more socially driven and have fewer psychosocial problems than those who do not use either substance. US doctors disagreed.
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General Mills recalled five million frozen pepperoni pizzas.

[do not eat]
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A DNA study revealed that some Neanderthals were redheads.

[that’s hot]
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ABC news reported that little girls have started dressing like skanks.
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Scientists in Utah turned a worm gay.

[now a dyke]
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The UN reported that we may be passing the point of no return.
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A study found that marijuana in low doses is an anti-depressant, and in high doses is a depressant. The effect of medium doses was unknown.

[he’s a lil’ guy]
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