Archive for the ‘scientists say...’ Category

Survey: Military community anti-Bush

Saturday, December 8th, 2007

A survey found that almost 60 percent of the military community are critical of the Bush Administration’s handling of the war.
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Astronomers discover a whole lot of nothing

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

Astronomers discovered a one-billion-light-year-wide pocket full of nothing in the sky.
nothing
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Australia ratifies Kyoto

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

Australia ratified the Kyoto protocol, leaving the United States the only major industrialized country not to do so.
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Scientists: Media violence bad for society

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

Scientists concluded that smoking is the only thing worse than violence on television.
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The devil vs. evolution: America weighs in

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

More Americans believe in hell and the devil than Darwin’s theory of evolution.
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Climate change update

Sunday, November 25th, 2007

Australia’s new Prime Minister pledged to sign the Kyoto Protocol, leaving the US as the only major economy which still opposes the agreement, scientists warned that poor people will bear the brunt of climate change, and Oxfam found that more than four times the number of natural disasters are occurring now than did two decades ago, in a study Sunday that largely blamed global warming.
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Citizens to government: Turn around!

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007

Nearly all Democrats and more than six in 10 Republicans think the country is going in the wrong direction.
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Study: Blondes make men stupid

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

It was discovered that blondes make men dumber.
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Study: Men ashamed to strip

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

One-fourth of all men are ashamed of their naked physique.
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Report: UK media covers climate change better

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

It was reported that UK newspapers report on climate change 3 times as much as the US, and they did it more accurately.
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Majority of Americans: Bush actions impeachable

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

Fifty-five percent of Americans believe President Bush has committed impeachable offenses.
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Scientists make exciting discovery in space

Thursday, November 8th, 2007

Scientists found a planet.
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Scientists: Sexy walkers not fertile

Thursday, November 8th, 2007

Scientists found that a woman who has a sexy walk is unlikely to be ovulating.
sexy walk
[not fertile]
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Survey: Pot smokers better

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

A Swiss survey found that teenagers that smoke weed function better than teen tobacco-users, are more socially driven and have fewer psychosocial problems than those who do not use either substance. US doctors disagreed.
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Frozen pizzas recalled

Saturday, November 3rd, 2007

General Mills recalled five million frozen pepperoni pizzas.
pizza
[do not eat]
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Study: Neanderthals were redheads

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

A DNA study revealed that some Neanderthals were redheads.
redhead
[that's hot]
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Report: Little girls dress too slutty

Monday, October 29th, 2007

ABC news reported that little girls have started dressing like skanks.
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Scientists alter worm’s sexual orientation

Saturday, October 27th, 2007

Scientists in Utah turned a worm gay.
worm
[now a dyke]
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UN: World has too many people in it

Saturday, October 27th, 2007

The UN reported that we may be passing the point of no return.
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Study: Marijuana makes you happy in low doses

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

A study found that marijuana in low doses is an anti-depressant, and in high doses is a depressant. The effect of medium doses was unknown.
smiling pot leaf
[he's a lil' guy]
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