political nonsense

A DNA study revealed that some Neanderthals were redheads.

[that’s hot]
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Scientists in Utah turned a worm gay.

[now a dyke]
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Doctors pointed out that cigarette smoke can give animals cancer, and an hundred-year-old woman celebrated her birthday by lighting her 170,000th cigarette with her birthday candles.

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A woman was humped to death by her pet camel.

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Vice President Dick Cheney described himself as a “unique creature.”
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Crows remember their enemies.

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A new species of shrew was discovered in the Philippines.
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Scientists discovered that a growing numbers of vegans refuse to have sex meat-eaters, because they are a “a graveyard for animals.”

[not hot]
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A cat in Rhode Island started predicting hospital patients deaths by cuddling with them.

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Federal biologists will reconsider several decisions affecting endangered mice, flies and the Canada lynx after an internal review found they were improperly influenced by a former Bush administration political appointee.
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Investigators found that zoos are killing healthy tigers and other endangered species and selling their skins to be stuffed and mounted as trophies for private collectors.
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A parasite common in Asian bees has spread to Europe and the Americas and is behind the mass disappearance of honeybees in many countries, says a Spanish scientist who has been studying the phenomenon for years.
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Producing 2.2lb of beef generates as much greenhouse gas as driving a car non-stop for three hours.

[double no no]
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Koalas are facing a chlamydia epidemic.

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Scientists found that injuries and illnesses among cats and dogs are higher during the full moon; they don’t know why.

[watch out lil’ kitty!]
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Scientists suggested using golf courses for wildlife sanctuaries.

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Villagers in central China dug up a ton of dinosaur bones and ate them, believing they were from flying dragons and had healing powers.
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Researchers warned that children digging holes at beaches, at construction sites, and in sandboxes often die when their holes collapse.

[don’t do it]
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Global warming is giving coral herpes.
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A giant fungus is taking over a forest in Portland.

“There is no way to eliminate it,” said Malheur National Forest ecologist and tree expert Mike Tatum of John Day.
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